A Last Hurrah
By Senatorial Republicans

Hip, hip, hurray! Hurrah! Hurrah!
No way is Bush naming our Car Czar!
Responsibility for bankruptcy ends,
Right where it started, with Bushie's best friends.

He's screwed us with all of his earlier picks.
If he hadn't kept Greenspan, we'd not be in this fix.
Corker and Shelby have done their very best
To scrap GM and Chrysler while saving the rest.

We won't take the blame for this Bushie debacle
To later on suffer his "It wasn't me" cackle.
Why should we waste earmarks on saving his butt
When he won't credit us, just God and his Gut?

Bernanke and Paulson have played us for chumps.
The ball's in their court or Bush takes his lumps.
Hip, hip, hurray! Hurrah! Hurrah!
No way is Bush naming our Car Czar!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/12/08

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