A Vote For Trump-Ryan
(As promoted by ALEC and Kasich)

Paul Ryan's so desperate he's now courting Trump.
Hoping some of that Donald Trump magic rubs off.
Even so Paul's plan to kill Medicare as we know it
Should maintain his reputation as his party's dumbkopf.

It sounds as if Paul might be willing to help
Bankrupt more Trump casinos as Trump's AVP,
While ALEC pastes together red state legislation
To replace the dollar with Paul's vouchers for free –

Not just in casinos but for ex-Israeli squatters
As Bibi moves his immigrants into Utah
To live side-by-side with Mitt Romney's Mormons
Till peace in the mid-East becomes the luck of the draw.

They'll revise Ryan's plan and get rid of his vouchers,
That are so damn unpopular they'll be piling up,
By selling them to Abu Dahbi's insurgents
That Blackwater's ex-CEO has been hired to whup.

So though Ryan and Trump both agree to kill Medicare
And recall Kasich, LePage, Walker, Snyder et al.,
And peace in the mid-East might buy Ryan Viagra,
Electing Trump-Ryan could boost late nigh morale.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
 On Twitter @PBoondoggles
5/22/11

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5/22/11