Administration Openings
Changing the rhetoric?

Are lobbyists created equal?
    Absolutely not.
Most are scumbags we detest.
    A few we like a lot.

Are tax evaders all the same?
    Sometimes it just depends
How many at the IRS
    will want to be your friends.

Will prior regulating goofs
    keep you from being hired?
Hell, not if you can prove you were
    informally attired.

If you're a Rubin protégé
    or you shilled for Goldman Sachs,
Consider yourself vetted.
    Thank your lucky stars. Relax!

No longer need we worry
    what we said to beat McCain,
Nor that Summers, Geithner, Gensler,
    Daschle, Patterson or Lynn
    could be political ptomaine.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/9/09

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