Aetna Reciprocity
Aetna execs sing the Kander & Ebb tune
"When You're Good To Mama" from "Chicago"
(Got a little motto, always sees me through….)

Campaign contributions?
    We're your dream come true.
You do good by Aetna,
    we'll do good by you.

Dump the public option
    with one aim in view:
Millions Aetna budgets
    trickling down to you.

Narcissists like Lieberman
    have proven willing to
Risk the public outrage
    at what they're paid to do.

Private health insurers know
    profits really soar
When shilly-shalliers like Joe
    discover they'll need more.

Make sure preconditions
    help determine who
Makes The Aetna money
    to commision you.

Help us make the profits
    we're entitled to.
How else can we guarantee
    we'll campaign for you?

Co-pay contributions?
    We're your dream come true.
No one needs The Aetna
    like you incumbents do.

Music by John Kander
Original Lyric by Fred Ebb
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/18/09

To 'Joe Lieberman'
To 'Private Health Insurers'
To 'Politicians for Sale'
To 'Aetna Forcing 600,000 To Lose Coverage'
To 'Sorry, Senator Kerry'