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Alaskan Style Shenanigans And you think Ted Stevens is a crook? The Mac is back, and so is Todd, the Dude with brand new duds. Among his fellow oil field pals he's now the bluest of blue bloods. What kind of duds do Dudes endorse to fund a snow machine? Stuff they charge at Neiman Marcus instead of L. L. Bean? Like blue blazers with lapels that Sarah calls blue collars, But when Todd goes to work in one, all he hears are hoots and hollers. Oil field guys with real blue collars are reas'nably well paid, But not compared to what this avaricious governor has made By using campaign workers' credit cards Ms. Palin has accrued A substantial wardrobe for herself as well as Todd the Dude. Should we assume she's cooked Mac's books, or that the old man cares, Now that he has got his hooks in one of Bud's beer baron heirs?
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