"All But Me"

(Filthy rich CEOs spend millions lobbying to reduce their taxes)
(To be sung with Billie Holiday to the tune "All Of Me")

All but me –
Why not tax all but me?
Can you see
Me this rich without you?

What guilt trips?
None 'less I choose them.
Like corkscrews,
You yahoos don't use them.

Tax breaks, goodbye,
Making me wonder why
You'd think I
Could go on without them.

Now I must outsmart
D.C.'s faint of heart
So they'll tax all but me.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/27/12

To 'CEO Council Demands Cuts To Poor, Elderly
     While Reaping Billions
     In Government Contracts, Tax Breaks'

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To 'US descending into fiscal farce'
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