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Allotting The Spoils Taking care of cronies My Friends: Ev'ryone who's stood by me will be rewarded when I win: My "Heck-of-a-Job-Brownies" who've stayed through thick and thin Who cares if some are leeches, the Joe the Plumber type, Who're in this for endorsements, the glory and the hype? A record deal? A TV show? We can't let talent rot. Joe did his best, feathered his nest, so let's see what he's got. He's bald like Rudy Giuliani, in fact a bit more so, So on the stage beside me we have to let more of Joe show. Two female impersonators – heads shaved for a wig – One of them as short as me; the other very big. They'll be much loved in Washington in Palin's entourage, Sevicing the men's rooms, but who'll end up in charge?
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