Obama's Gulf War –
American Revolution Redux
'Benedict Arnold' Chu & his mouthpiece vs. the Red Coats

Can we still blame the Red Coats for all of this mess
When our 'Benedict Arnold' has been Steven Chu?
As we're now learning, Chu's used Thad as his mouthpiece,
Look who Chu, through Thad, gets to tell what to do.

Neither one had a bit of drilling experience.
Retired as an Admiral, Allen guarded our coasts.
Chu won the Nobel for his research on atoms
No wonder some Red Coats have turned white as ghosts

Upon learning these two would call all the shots
To get that well plugged before this Fall's election.
What a shock and a gift to BP's frantic attorneys.
The case against BP? A whole new complexion.

Will BP or Chu be held responsible
For incurring so many well integrity threats?
An ill fated top kill? Misused stack capping?
All delaying relief wells, the best of all bets.

Now they've failed to extract three worrisome drill pipes
But will still risk replacing their old BOP
So 'Benedict Arnold' Chu gets tried for treason.
If he'd stuck to his knitting, would he have gone free?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
8/28/10

To 'BP's Fishing Folly is a Complete Failure'
To 'So, All This Was the Government's Idea?'
To 'With BP's know-how and U.S. authority,
       the Macondo well was plugged'

To "Thad Allen"
To "Steven_Chu"
To 'Chu: The buck stops here'
To 'British Petroleum Incompetence'