Angie's.List Beats Moody's
(Downgrading the Cantor-DeMint plumbers individually)

Why has Moody's again been so slow to react?
Angie's.List will have downgraded Congressmen long before then,
All those who swear we deserve a default,
Including that Minnesota anti-gay comedienne,

And "Deadbeat Daddy", the Tea Party's Joe Walsh,
Who'll be one of the first to feel Angie's wrath.
Why listen to him on national issues
If Angie's downgrades him for his personal math?

Angie's.List ratings are more independent than Moody's.
Even the Kochs can't buy Joe's way on or off.
Joe is what he's been, what Angie's remembers:
A deadbeat daddy and hypocritical dummkopf.

Joe lacks the cleavage that Chris Christie has
But we expect they will both be listed as plumbers.
These are precedents Tricky Dick Nixon established,
That Tea Party klutzes, like Joe, may think of as bummers.

Is the air that they breathe in red states all that diff'rent?
Wouldn't the affect go away after awhile?
Are all their brains irreparably damaged?
Is Boehner's negativity always on file?

Will it come back to haunt him, and us, and his plumbers?
Or will they retire before they join Joe in jail?
Joe owes one hundred grand in child support payments?
How can he still be looking for a third fertile female?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
7/30/11

To 'Angie’s List has reviews you can trust.'
To 'Joe Walsh Sued For More Than $100,000 In Child Support'
To 'Bachmann's Unrivaled Extremism'
To 'Clinics Owned by Michele Bachmann’s Husband
       Practice Ex-Gay Therapy'

To 'Homophobic Batty Bachmann Verses'
To 'John Boehner's Boondoggles Verses'
To 'Koch Political Pawn Verses'
To 'Gov. Chris Christie released from hospital'



7/30/11