Another "Armed Revolution" in Virginia?

(Are their crazies crazy enough to try again?)

Despite the support of Scalia and Citizens United
Some Virginia Republicans are now overly excited.
So which corporate warriors do they contemplate using
At the thought of their bully, Mitt Romney, losing?

Dyncorp, or Blackwater, also now known as "She",
Or the New Romney Attackers under "We the people" McPhee?
Who cares if more corporate warriors get shot?
They're the most expendable troops that either side's got.

If McPhee pays his NRA with church supper Jell-O,
What more can they need? A Virginia bordello?
For with wars contracted out, ending them's not a worry,
And with Jell-O to feed them there's absolutely no hurry.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/14/12

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