Obama's Gulf War
Another Case for Perry? Does Erle Stanley Gardner know about this? "Forget that Xerox copy telling how we'd be prepared. Don't think for a moment we've been legally impaired. We've screwed up so many times, just think what we'd have lost If we cut corners legally and cared about the cost. "We keep attorneys standing by so when things go to Hell, The first thing we've been taught to do is ring our Perry Mason bell. Our Della Streets have lists prepared our Perrys call upon: Experts plaintiff litigators find that we've signed on, "Along with local judges who are recipients of shares We distribute in advance so we'll be sure who cares. Judiciary vested interests as always are the key To the nebulous existence of outfits like BP. "We thought the only way we'd pay was if we lost our right to drill And Della Street told Perry, "We've no choice. We'll foot the bill." But maybe she'll remember all our contracts to supply The DOD with gasoline the EPA still could deny."
Bob Carlson To 'BP wants Houston judge with oil ties to hear spill cases' To 'BP has steady sales at Defense Department despite U.S. scrutiny' To 'Perry Mason protects the innocent?' To 'British Petoleum Imcompetence' |