Any Second Thoughts?
(Colonel Qaddafi)

How are you feeling, Colonel Qaddafi?
Are you still sure that you don't want to flee?
Or are you snug as a bug in a rug
And certain of not being buried at sea?

Our guess is those Seals may have more helicopters
And are just waiting for someone's OK.
If not Obama's, maybe Grover's or Donny's
Remember Misrata? You may rue the day

That you slaughtered thousands of unarmed civilians.
All they desired was for you to retire,
But just like some of our worst politicians
All you want is the power to hire or fire.

As you have seen we can be very patient.
If Inhofe's tornadoes don't get you, something else will.
How about drones with their motion detectors?
If we were you, we would lie very still.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
5/2/11

To 'Osama bin Laden buried at sea
       after being killed by U.S. forces in Pakistan'

To 'Help overstate Trump's poll numbers. Vote for him here'
To 'Libya'a Qaddafi'
To 'Congressional Puppeteer Grover Norquist'
To 'The Donny Dope'
To 'Big Chief Inhofe's Tornadoes'



5/2/11