How are you feeling, Colonel Qaddafi? Are you still sure that you don't want to flee? Or are you snug as a bug in a rug And certain of not being buried at sea? Our guess is those Seals may have more helicopters And are just waiting for someone's OK. If not Obama's, maybe Grover's or Donny's Remember Misrata? You may rue the day That you slaughtered thousands of unarmed civilians. All they desired was for you to retire, But just like some of our worst politicians All you want is the power to hire or fire. As you have seen we can be very patient. If Inhofe's tornadoes don't get you, something else will. How about drones with their motion detectors? If we were you, we would lie very still.
Bob Carlson 5/2/11 To 'Osama bin Laden buried at sea after being killed by U.S. forces in Pakistan' To 'Help overstate Trump's poll numbers. Vote for him here' To 'Libya'a Qaddafi' To 'Congressional Puppeteer Grover Norquist' To 'The Donny Dope' To 'Big Chief Inhofe's Tornadoes' |