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Obama's Gulf War –
Attention, All Skimmers BP snookered Allen and Chu "real good" Attention, all Skimmers, you may be back in business. BP's done a number on Allen and Chu. You remember the thrill of BP's "static kill"? The mud and cement job? I'm sure we all do. Well, now it turns out pumping mud from the bottom, As a well executed relief well's supposed to, Could affect BP's seals at the top of the well, Didn't Allen and Chu know that's what it might do? Haven't they spent their careers drilling wells? You mean they believed anything BP said? That sounds even worse than MMS's Chris Oynes, Whose belief in BP left eleven men dead. If their top cap's not leaking – though how can we tell With their ROV feeds pretty much of a blur – BP might want to let those relief wells produce And get skimmers skimming when leaks reoccur.
Bob Carlson To 'Adm. Allen Confused - So, Now, Everybody Else is, Too' To 'About Those ROV Feeds...' To 'MMS's Chris Oynes,' To 'The victims of the Deepwater Horizon explosion' To 'Chu: The buck stops here' To 'British Petroleum Incompetence' |