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Avoiding Jail To be sung to the Cole Porter tune "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" Avoiding jail while hunting quail Has become Cheney's major obsession. Old Texas laws with a grandfather clause Can limit some forms of expression. Could that be why he has to try His luck in the wilds of Wyoming? He won't hear a peep if he nails a sheep Nor a hypocrite bitch about boning. With Perazzis at home in Wyoming It becomes twice as hard to be bad, So the world hopes he'll stay in Wyoming And have at what's there to be had. But we warn protégés of Cheney's Not to think there's a bottomless well. You can beat and mistreat us, boot us and shoot us, But in time it's a much harder sell.
Music & Original Lyrics by Cole Porter To 'Bushie's Greed & Corruption' |