B & B at AIG?
Mrs. Jeremiah Aloysious Withington III has her doubts

"Using terms like B & B
    at AIG's absurd,"
Explains the widow Mrs.
    J.A.W. III.
The AIG debacle has
    Mrs. Withington in stitches.
"I haven't laughed this hard
    since Cheney's Scooter Libby bitches.

"As soon as Cuomo gets their names,
    we'll Twitter them in shifts,
Inviting them to quail hunt
    in Wyoming's deepest drifts.
The 'best and brightest' in both camps
    deserve much worse than Scooter got,
Like hunting trips with Cheney
    until they, or he, gets shot.

"Picture Timid Timmy telling
    AIG he's miffed
Without admitting he
    and Ben Bernanke both got stiffed.
Yet if AIG and Bushie's
    B & B had not persisted,
The world's debacle, and Iraq's,
    wouldn't have existed."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/16/09

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