Obama's Gulf War –
Bad Brownies
And their employers

Bush had his Brownie and so did BP:
The Lord Browne of Madingley, Britain's 'Sun King',
Widely admired though he perjured himself
Regarding a seemingly innocent fling.

Bushie's Bad Brownie with his 'heck-of-a-job',
Turned out to be way too little too late.
Bushie's poll numbers, never far from the bottom,
Suffered when neither could pull his own weight.

BP's Bad Brownie did the same for BP's
Numbers and shares which continue to drop.
His ruthless cost cutting has fostered a culture
Of "Let loose the bulls, this is our china shop"

Thank God it isn't, though it's been hard to tell:
Texas City, Alaska, and now this damn well
Drownings, charred bodies and oil soaked remains –
Bad Brownies who worked for Calamity Janes.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/13/10

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