Obama's Gulf War –
Bad Men vs. Lovable Whores
But still no windmills…

How much toxic mud is their annulus leaking
Into the Gulf and then onto its shores
Helped by oil barons, not some Holly Golightly
Or "Pretty Woman" truly lovable whores?

These are greedy, self-serving, real bad, sons of bitches.
They're no Don Quixotes on a laudable quest.
Windmills hold no fascination at all for them.
Toxic crud seems to be suiting them best.

It's disgusting to see how these whores are encouraged
By their very own lobbies of Congressional pimps,
Soliciting favors and campaign contributions
Regulated so laxly by Obama's wimps.

So all we can do now is try real hard to ban them.
You'd hate for your kids to have learned from these guys,
But you take Audrey Hepburn and Julia Roberts?
Those are ladies about whom lots of Dads fantacize.

Why give us their Dudleys and expect a catharsis.
Try a Diana Dors as Oil-Capper-at-Large.
Why else would a caucus of frustrated Republicans
Not filibuster a top-killing charge?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/2/10

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       Tony Hayward Senate testimony might be perjury '

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To 'Annulus (oil well) definition'
To 'Milquetoast Advisors'
To 'British Petroleum Incompetence'