How'll Obama unload all our Wyoming coal?
Are the Koch Brothers willing to take it off his hands,
At a bargain price to rob us taxpayers?
Not knowing we'll sue for a fair market price?
It is public land.
We'll tie them up in the courts for a good many yrars.
A class action lawsuit. A trial lawyer's dream.
Billions of dollars will end up in escrow.
It's not nearly as simple as at first it might seem.
The culprits commuting to court from their nursing homes,
While Wyoming's again where the buffalo roams.
"Stay clear of those black holes, you wild buffaloes.
Who'll be around to remove you? God only knows."
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