Bail, Baby, Bail! A lecherous Old Mac covers his ass My Friends: "We must, of course, bail out the Swiss and any corporation Headquartered for tax purposes in someone else's nation." "But is it patriotic to make voters foot the bill For greedy CEOs with foreign fingers in the till?" These proposals like my others, I admit, have just one aim Each makes me seem a hero when I make the counterclaim. Why not let Bushie's good old boys spend billions on morale? "Heck-of-a-Job-Henry" will be ev'rybody's pal. He'll spend your cash on Wall Street's trash, then turn around and hire The same misfits to manage it who started this damn fire. You think I'll solve this crisis? You think I've got a clue? I only know what's best for me. Not what's good for you. Am I an opportunist? Does it matter who gets what As long as I'm supportive and watching Sarah's butt?
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