Bain's Employer-Employee Relationships

(How should we be paid?)

Few in the political media thought
Loudmouths as well-known as Rush could be bought
By Hypocrite Mitt's millions and the role of V.P.,
But look how he's trying to buy you and me.

Mitt's swamped us with ads so that's all we can watch.
At least Rush is shot sitting so we don't see his crotch.

But should we have to watch ads? Can't we be paid directly?
A C-note a vote doesn't sound all that bad.
Take a poll and you're going to find circumspectly
Will always lose out if it's just a damn ad.

Especially if it's Rush's or Mitt's lies we're viewing
They're as bad as those other yahoos who're yahooing.
A bird in the hand is worth ten on the screen,
With more Bill O'Reillys mouthing-off in-between.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/8/12

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