Bankers Hate Nanny Norquist, Too
(It's Grover Norquist's stupid pledges)

What's with the whining? Can Bush Banks be losing it?
Weren't we assured they were too big to fail?
But they and the millions they spent on Jon Tester
And campaigns to bilk us
are beyond the pale.

Those usurious debit card fees that they charge
That they wanted extended are merely more taxes
That Grover is having his pledglings in Congress
Cut so that Wall Street no longer "bushwhacks" us.

Does that mean the Nanny's a nutjob to admire?
No. It isn't just banks that his Pledge will do in.
He thinks that removing five billion dollars a year
In tax credits for ethanol would be a sin.

"Impure thoughts" such as that drive Grover crazy,
But could keep the country from going bankrupt.
Let's get rid of Grover and his nonsensical pledges
So banks won't feel alone each time they're one-upped.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
6/11/11

To 'In Fight Over Debit Card Fees, a Loss for the Banks'
To 'The high price of the Taxpayer Protection Pledge'
To 'Among GOP, anti-tax orthodoxy runs deep'
To 'Nanny Norquist's Pledge Verses'
To 'Nanny Norquist's Congressional Pledgling' Verses'
To 'Bush League Bank and Banker Verses'



6/11/11