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Banks Love Boehner Bank lobbyists explain why by singing "I Love You Because" with Jim Reeves Banks love John because he's inexpensive. Usually what we pay is what they reap, But John's voting "No"'s so comprehensive That more than most we love him 'cause he's cheap. Democrats will find John's stance a blessing, But their status quo price seems too steep. Still they'll make a mint while John's b.s.ing, Though more than most we love him 'cause he's cheap. Why's John keep that tan he finds becoming? As Housebound as he is that's hard to do. We don't buy those claims that it's his plumbing, And would guess most "punks" don't dig his hue. Health care's shown that banks can't buy enough like John That we can price and herd around as sheep – A boon to Democrats who're hanging on, Though more than them we love John 'cause he's cheap.
Music & Original Lyric by Leon Payne To 'Boehner Tells Bankers To Fight Financial Reform: ' To Music & Lyrics to "I Love You Because" |