Baucus-Blue Cross Co-Ops
Instead of Public Option Plans

Baucus-Blue Cross Co-Ops –
    the health insurer's dream come true.
Admin fees to Blue Cross with
    the rest to you know who.

With no "Accountability"
    legislated in
For mishandled payment claims,
    heads or tails we win.

Oh, sure we'll pay a few of them
    to minimize the clamor,
But seldom any of the big ones –
    there's no risk of the slammer.

Just stupendous profits –
    A guilt feeling in the gut?
So what if Baucus-Blue Cross
    underwriters take a cut.

No way can they or we be sued –
    Max has seen to that.
Each non-profit CEO's
    another Max fat cat.

You'll be a true Republican
    with girlfriends on your board –
A luxury Max Baucus has
    made sure you can afford.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/17/09

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