Obama's Gulf War Is BP's blackmail a curse or a blessing? Give thanks we're not cursed like BP's top brass. Whether the U.S. pays the blackmail or not, Each one of those weasles had better haul ass To Abu Dhabi with Blackwater's Prince And pray that the sheiks don't let them drill there. If they do Abu Dhabi as they've done the U.S., Who'd begrudge Abu Dhabi its beheading hardware? Of course if Obama decides not to outlaw BP and invites them to drill right away, The job opportunities will increase exponentially For skimmers, and victims whose lawyers make hay. Greenpeace could bless us with Fourth of July Celebrations on BP's Gulf oil rigs in the Fall. Would BP employ the same Danish commandos Whose Arctic adventures were a warning to all? But juries who'll try these blackmailing execs, Unlike Gulf Coast judges, aren't easily bought, And will happily show them our Gitmo facilities Where we let anti-American 'terrorists' rot.
Bob Carlson 9/4/10 To 'BP Says Limits on Drilling Imperil Oil Spill Payouts' To 'Greenpeace 'Shuts Down' Arctic Oil Rig' To 'Blackwater Won Contracts Through a Web of Companies' To 'Blackwater Mercenaries' To 'Judge who overturned drilling moratorium reported owning stock in drilling companies' To 'BP Blackmailers' To 'British Petroleum Incompetence' |