Better Bottlers?
(Not likely)

Whose bottled water should not be poured out?
For lack of transparency? Not adequately labeled?
Not as pure as claimed? And you're not incensed?
Even when health benefits have been overly fabled?

Ads for some brands depict crystal clear springs,
Not hinting some bottles contain undrinkable things:
Frogs, polywogs, and jellied eggs till they hatch.
Kids collect them in bottles. Should Nestle and sell them?
Fracking near by? Oh, no! Don't strike a match!

Does Nestle feel guilty charging 2000%?
What's the Pope's stance on frog legs if it isn't lent?
Just a frog leg or two to sweeten the pot?
When you paid 2000% and thought water was all that you got?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/21/13

To 'Nestle Wants Water Privatized, Previously Drained Millions
     of Gallons of Water from Arkansas Rivers’

To 'The Deception of the Bottled Water Industry’
To 'Fracking Is Already Straining U.S. Water Supplies’
To 'More Water Bottlers in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Fracking in Rhymed Verse'