Betting On California Breaking Off Geothermal breaks for B of A and Dirty Coal Ken Lewis tweets Bernanke, "This potential revenue Could never cause a Merrill or Mozilo flopperoo. "AIG Earthquake Insurance on cities by the bay, Guaranteed by Geithner will buy time for B of A." With smaller banks (allowed to fail) wond'ring where their clients went, Ken will offer sub-prime loans at half of one percent, Insured by AIG, of course, for damage that occurs If any geothermal seismological plan errs. Ken's counting on more tremors engineered by Dirty Coal When with Arnold's blessing they drill each three mile hole. For geothermal energy is waiting to be tapped, But who knows how harmoniously fault lines will adapt? Attempted holes have devasted Switzerland's bedrocks Resulting in a three point four and months of aftershocks But by the time his first hole's drilled Ken's bank will have foreclosed, And thanks to Geithner's guarantees taxpayers will be hosed As AIG gets skunked again, so who gets the last laugh? Angelo Mozilo? or Geithner's fatted calf? ******** Can all of Arnold's voters swim? It kind of makes you wonder, Unless you're benefitting from earthquake insurance plunder.
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