Betting On California Breaking Off
Geothermal breaks for B of A and Dirty Coal

Ken Lewis tweets Bernanke,
    "This potential revenue
Could never cause a Merrill
    or Mozilo flopperoo.

"AIG Earthquake Insurance
    on cities by the bay,
Guaranteed by Geithner
    will buy time for B of A."

With smaller banks (allowed to fail)
    wond'ring where their clients went,
Ken will offer sub-prime loans
    at half of one percent,

Insured by AIG, of course,
    for damage that occurs
If any geothermal
    seismological plan errs.

Ken's counting on more tremors
    engineered by Dirty Coal
When with Arnold's blessing
    they drill each three mile hole.

For geothermal energy
    is waiting to be tapped,
But who knows how harmoniously
    fault lines will adapt?

Attempted holes have devasted
    Switzerland's bedrocks
Resulting in a three point four
    and months of aftershocks

But by the time his first hole's drilled
    Ken's bank will have foreclosed,
And thanks to Geithner's guarantees
    taxpayers will be hosed

As AIG gets skunked again,
    so who gets the last laugh?
Angelo Mozilo?
    or Geithner's fatted calf?

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Can all of Arnold's voters swim?
    It kind of makes you wonder,
Unless you're benefitting from
    earthquake insurance plunder.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/26/09

To 'More Bank of America'
To 'Bush League Bankers'
To 'Timid Timmy Geithner'
To 'Deep In Bedrock'