Beware The Doggy Doo
Gollum-McCain explains

Our Friends:
Woof, woof, woof, woof,
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
    We're the underdog.
We must have the precious;
    not some other demagogue.
We're laughing at the ratings.
    We're happy where we are.
We're thanking God for giving us
    Alaska's Commissar.

Arf, arf, arf, arf,
Arf, arf, arf, arf.
    Whose poop smells the best?
Fresh poop is our specialty
    as we pursues our quest.
Ev'ry day a brand new batch
    so pundits don't get bored.
Except a fool like Kristol
    who has fallen on his sword.

Bow, wow, wow, wow,
Wow, wow, wow.
    We loves the easy mark.
Where and what we poop depends
    upon at whom we bark.
As mavericks we fights for
    unadulterated crap,
Denying that is what we are,
    a Palin booby trap.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/14/08

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