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Big Chief Inhofe Cuts Deficit (By assisting men's hair salons) Old timers like Inhofe who prefer medicine men Recently learned why they love the old ways. It turns out it wasn't all that long ago Their ancestors were collecting other peoples' toupees. What a shock when Jim Inhofe was forced to admit That ancestors.com had found Indian blood Predominated among Oklahomans Who were forced to buy booze from bootleggers named Bud. That this became law should shock Tea Party nutjobs Fighting for freedom, but not women's healthcare. Yet threats to shut down the Federal Government Have linked toupee collectors with Wayne LaPierre. Of course LaPierre and Inhofe are ecstatic. They're creating an offshoot of Wayne's NRA, The National Tomahawk Association, That's promoting more men's hair salon takeaway.
Bob Carlson 4/9/11 To 'Inhofe On Government Shutdown' To 'Tea Party: Bring on a government shutdown' To 'Congress's Nutjobs' To 'Oklahoman Oddities' To 'Big Chief Inhofe's Tornadoes' To 'Wayne LaPierre's NRA Militias' |