Billions To Bail Out Bernie Stimulating the NFL odds Good news for Bernie Madoff fans. Kashkari plans to bail Out Bernie and his ponzi schemes so he won't go to jail. Neel's waiting now for Bushie to request the second half So Bushie, Neel and Bernie can enjoy a final laugh With presidential pardons for the three of them plus Hank's And an e-mail note to Harry Reid to express their thanks. Neel paid off the Giants so there's only two to go. How many misperceptions do you suppose they'll throw? This has to be done quickly before Obama has a say So they can get your billions down on Philadel-phi-a.
Bob Carlson To 'Bushie's Paulson' To 'Obama's Stimuli' To 'Paulson's Neel Kashkari' |