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Biofuels 101 Tennessee vs. Archer Daniels Midland Would you rather drink your moonshine or put that moonshine in your car? When the trooper pulls you over will he say, "Close but no cigar"? Will your children choose to siphon Exxon chasers for their Coors? Will the judge rule that those DUIs are Chevy's and not yours? But Tennessee is where our Fed'ral Revenuers claim: "That ninety proof and ethanol taste pretty much the same; "That putting BP's logo on the still ain't gonna work. Only Archer Daniels Midland pays the Congress for that perk. "They'll bottle some E-85 and age it for a while For senators to campaign with among their rank and file. "ADM calls them refineries but we still call them stills, Driving up food prices with four car garage gin mills."
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