Blindsiding Republican 'Strategists'
With the high priest of laissez-faire capitalism

Are Republican 'Strategists' still unaware
    they're in Ripley's Believe It Or Not?
Cable News loves to demo them so we can laugh
    at the fruits of each negative plot.

"Bring 'Em On" is a phrase that worked so well before,
    but to them should be cause for alarm.
Unless you are a Dole who is touting Viagra,
    it's a poor choice of words and could cost you the farm.

Yet they celebrate Boehner and Cantor's success
    at achieving unanimous No's
In opposing a stimulus plan to address
    the results of their policy ,"Anything Goes."

What a shock to find Greenspan has pricked their balloon.
    He's in favor of buying the banks,
Maybe not for forever, just till autopsies show
    Wall Street's Russian Roulette's being played without blanks.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/19/09

To 'Alan Greenspan'
To 'Bush League Bankers'
To 'John Boehner'