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Boehner's Nation Of Glocks (We'll be the new Afghanistan) As a nation of Glocks, who'd dare to attack us? On second thought, why would anyone need to? Arizona's gun culture has become so contagious, Afghanistan, we will soon be the new you. Is it too late to quarantine Arizona? Even media pundits have contracted the bug. "Please, pretty please don't outlaw my weapons. I won't shoot John Boehner. I'll give him a hug." But does every gunslinger feel so inclined? Some aren't so sure Boehner's their cup of tea. That may not mean he's next in line to be shot at, But wouldn't you rather be you than be he? We saw what the booze did to W.C. Fields' nose. Now look what it's doing to John Boehner's hue. Sadly his face now stands out like a beacon Inviting all Glocks to do what it is that Glocks do. Will John pack a Glock for his own protection? Will he practice to become a fast enough draw? Or will he, between gun lobby martinis, Become scared enough to try fixing the law?
Bob Carlson 1/16/11 To 'Tucson Shootings Add to Glock’s Notoriety' To 'In Tucson, Guns Have a Broad Constituency' To 'Arizona Shootings Trigger Surge in Glock Sales' To 'Gun City, USA' To 'The Glock 19 and the Laws' To 'Boehner opposes new gun-control bill' To 'The Republic of Arizona' To 'Hell No John Boehner' To 'N.R.A. Stymies Firearms Research, Scientists Say' |