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Boehner's On the Fritz Teapartiers defending Boehner's negativity by singing "Puttin' On The Ritz" with Fred Astaire Not his fault that 'no-can-do' proved to be his Waterloo, Or that someone might despair when he shows them we don't care. So what if Boehner hollers, "Fat cats have spent your dollars." He's just marking time while inciting some crime Against you who still don't know who screamed, "Hell, no!", Just to show you where hatred sits, proving the shoe fits. He's the type who cuts his own throat and then gripes, "We need lots more 'no' votes for my zits, or we're on the fritz." Why would Orrin Hatch still be unhappy? Maybe someone needs to change his nappy. Very snappy! Hey, mox nix, if Blue Crosses get their kicks By denying benefits and are run by twits… Boehner's negativity's been stunning With his pancake makeup off and running. Very cunning! Palin swears that she'll remember Which nitwits we must dismember For not throwing fits, Not knowing it's the pits, And crowing when she quits.
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin To 'The Fight Is Over, the Myths Remain' To Lyrics for "Puttin' On The Ritz" |