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John Boehner's been refusing to cut any slack For the Secret Service who'd help him survive an attack By 99% of Tampa's armed stand-your-grounders When he's in his cups with young fooling-arounders. But if G-men fake a slip and duck rather than block, One shot could cost him his living: Obama trash talk. A Speaker of the House who suddenly can't, Because he couldn't resist making another dumb rant… Romney's another. He says that he'd "clean house", And he probably has enough wives to do it. But he keeps talking that way, he had best hope and pray There isn't a day when they're blessed with a way to make him pay and then celebrate that they blew it.
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