Obama's Wars –
Boom, Baby, Boom!
Lowering it on BP and Karzai

Spend hundreds of millions on drilling techniques,
But zero on how to clean up after leaks.
Fuel expectations for what they'll repay.
Renegotiate later. Enjoy the dismay.

Spend billions on Karzai and his Afghan elite,
Prolonging the war. But the man in the street?
Feed the corruption ever larger amounts
And turn a blind eye to Dubai bank accounts.

These are ripoffs we need to do something about,
But here and abroad we are being psyched out:
"A short moratorium before they resume"
For many more years till we lower the boom…

One author of counterinsurgency's gone
Replaced by another four star leprechaun,
One who's not saying he thinks we can win –
But one who'll waste billions on Karzai and kin.

Here at home we have Salazar itching to drill
With the same empty promises never to spill,
And still improvising when they screw up again
Boom, baby, boom! It is not if, but when!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/29/10

To 'Corruption by Karzai'
To 'British Petoleum Incompetence'
To 'Karzai aides are derailing corruption cases involving elite'
To 'Afghan Aid on Hold as Corruption Is Probed'
To 'Little spent on spill cleanup technologye'
To 'Mullen to Karzai: New general won't alter Afghan plan'
To 'Endless war, a recipe for four-star arrogance'
To 'BP Is Pursuing Alaska Drilling Some Call Risky'