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Obama's Gulf War –
BP's Social Security Jeopardizes Lamar McKay's Executive Bonuses BP's Social Security can begin in your teens Provided you've proof they've demolished the means By which you'd intended to try to support A wife and six kids without going to court. If your skills lack a chance to be put to the test Of making a living at what you'd do best, Lamar has been told to add you to his list Of victims Obama insists they assist. Lamar's none too pleased with this turn of events: "Executive bonuses? Smaller? Hortense, Cancel our Platinum Shell Credit Card! Who knew Tony's promise would hit us this hard? " Life expectancy for them is much longer than What we've managed to do to the brown pelican."
Bob Carlson To 'BP needs a crude awakening' To 'Don't short-change oil victims - angry Obama to BP' To 'BP CEO repeats promise to pay oil spill claims' To 'BP refinery releases carcinogenic benzene emissions' |