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Obama's Gulf War –
BP's Wet Noodle Apparently the British don't do al dente That British Petroleum spaghetti's still leaking, bobbing and weaving miles under the sea. With its cheapie well casings it's hardly al dente. That soft and squishy? Yes, it's Chef Boyardee. And a major problema for relief wells to puncture. Try sticking a fork in a Boyardee strand. It wiggles and squirms making spearing it harder – Obviously why his spaghetti is canned. Did BP acknowledge how tough it would be to stopper a well made of Chef Boyardee? They invested in lawyers instead of well casings. Is al dente that troubling to Brit dentistry? Lacking al dente, what seems to be needed? A Viagra response till a hole has been cut. Four weeks or four hours? It doesn't much matter. But not a wet noodle, please. Anything but!
Bob Carlson To 'BP wasted no time preparing for oil spill lawsuits' To 'BP used cheaper casing on oil well to save money' To 'Drilling relief wells to stop Gulf oil leak poses challenges' To 'British Petoleum Imcompetence' |