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Bushie's Suicide Stimulus Speaking to God again God says suicide should help cement my legacy And symbolize the way the world wants to remember me. The 'W' Memorial and Lincoln's back to back Would celebrate the peace I brought the people of Iraq, And Gazans and Israelis, who, in Paulson's latest poll, Think I was right to warm the world by backing dirty coal So that, naked as a jaybird in an Abbu Grabby pose, And hooded so Ashcroft can tell his flock I'm wearing clothes, You won't see me shiver. Think how much wattage it would take To make my marble statue realistically shake. Instead of earmarks for Big Coal the new stimulus should be Cheney, Hank and Greenspan committing suicide with me.
Bob Carlson To 'Bushie's Legacy of Lies' To 'Obama's Stimuli' |