Bushie Cries Foul
Chewing out Heck-of-a-Job-Henry

Damn it, Hank, you promised me
    the markets won't go down
If that bill of yours gets passed
    before those bums skip town.

Not only did Mac vote for pork,
    his hooker cooked his bacon,
Winkin', but not blinkin', while
    the old guy's bellyachin'.

Brownie blew Katrina;
    Cheney: tax cuts and Iraq.
Why spoil my precious goof-off time
    screwin' 'round behind my back?

Who's helpin' Old Mac grease the skids?
    You heard Jim Cramer's rants?
That klutz gets any more upset,
    like Mac he'll pee his pants.

Must buyin' credit default swaps
    work like Mac's off-shore drillin'?
Why not as fast as Mac's demise
    now Sarah Palin's willin'?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/7/08

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