"Calculating For Medals"

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What's to become of W's Puple Hearts,
The ones Rummy acquired in anticipation
Of future encouters called for by Wolfie or Condi,
Now that armed drones have become our salvation?

We'd all much rather see a drone be outsmarted
Than see gallant young men become Purple Hearted.
When an armed drone is lost, who tells its mother?
No one, that's who. They simply pop for another.

So who gets the medals that Bushie stockpiled?
And they wonder why the budget can't be reconciled?
Those nerds in Wyoming who miscalculated
And got it shot down shouldn't be decorated.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/12/13

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