"Casting Blame"

(The G.O.P.'s Dick Armey way)

Dick Armey is bitchin' like a Dick Armey fan
Showing he and The Donald are of the same clan,
Still blaming others for being as dumb,
Questioning where the others come from.

Obama's from Kenya? Only Trump knows…
Who stems from Christine? Hey, Rubio, it shows.
Can't be just brainwashing. It must be their genes.
Can't they make use of some public latrines

To dispose of their crazies, starting with Armey?
He's starting to sound a trifle schoolmarmy.
"Here's what the teabaggers I know should have done…"
Sounds like he's the type who would spoil all the fun.

The Donald, The Richard, can't get better than that.
Oh, yes, to McCain, a tip of the hat:
Certain we'd love Palin and wouldn't like Rice.
For your judgement of women, it's your genes, boys. No dice.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/11/12

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