Is
BP's blackmail a curse or a blessing?
Give thanks you're not cursed like BP's top brass.
Whether the U.S. pays the blackmail or not,
Each one of those weasles had better haul ass
To Abu Dhabi with
Blackwater's Prince
And pray that the sheiks don't let them drill there.
If they do Abu Dhabi as they've done the U.S.,
Who'd begrudge Abu Dhabi its beheading hardware?
Of course if Obama decides not to outlaw
BP and invites them to drill right away,
The job opportunities will increase exponentially
For skimmers, and victims whose lawyers make hay.
Greenpeace could bless us with Fourth of July
Celebrations on BP's Gulf oil rigs in the Fall.
Would BP employ the same Danish commandos
Whose Arctic adventures were a warning to all?
But juries who'll try these blackmailing execs,
Unlike Gulf Coast judges aren't easily bought,
And will happily show them our Gitmo facilities
Where we let anti-American 'terrorists' rot.