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Blue Dog Democrats
Controlling the toothpaste budget
Blue Dog Democrats have plans
to take a closer look
At who receives the royalties
from Colgate's Toothpaste Book,
And who prescribes tube openings
much larger than we need,
Resulting in a way too big
and costly toothpaste bead.
"Toothpaste For Dummies" authors,
at a recent Senate hearing,
Revealed that savings could be had
by Blue Dogs engineering
A smaller hole in toothpaste tubes
to save all those who brush
Enough to buy robotic denture
substitutes for Rush.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/26/09
To 'Blue Dog Democrats'
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