Obama's Gulf War –
EX-tra Strong Physics
As promoted by Carol Browner

Where'd Carol Browner develop her theory?
Show us where her kind of physics is taught,
Where unwanted matter can cease to exist
Whenever Obama doesn't want what he's got.

Where in the world did his oil disappear to?
Where did she find Science guys who would claim
If she waved her wand, she'd be walking on water
And helping the oil return from whence it came

How else to make hay of its swift "disappearance"?
When science has taught it will always exist –
In one form or another. We can't destroy matter!
Sometimes it's transformed, but it's going to persist.

Evaporate it. It still ends up somewhere,
Blocking the sun or condensing with rain.
Disperse it in water to poison more seafood.
Politically, legally, it's an ongoing pain.

When Obama says hop, we'll see Carol hop.
When Obama says wave, she'll be waving her wand.
But how long will it be before Tom Cruise's guys
Are asked to explain why her wand won't respond?

Will they point their fingers at BP's cementers,
The same guys Thad Allen let plug up the well?
Was nobody warned of the grave complications?
Was Thad unaware of his team's Tinker Bell?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
8/6/10

To 'Principle of mass/matter conservatio'
To 'Happy Talk That Oil is "Evaporating Rapidly"
       So, What the Hell is This?'

To 'The Oil Spill's Worst-Case Scenario'
To 'Brownwer: 'Oil will weather in the ocean''
To 'Browner: Let's eat'
To 'BP is still deciding what to do'
To 'Obama's Milquetoast Advisors'
To 'Tinker Bell, the fairy'
To 'British Petroleum Incompetence'

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