When WikiLeaks leaks their names to The Times,
Will the Taliban help to reduce
Leon's cost
Of fielding a team of non-English speakers?
Translation is risky. Who knows what's being lost?
Not just to Dubai and Swiss bank accounts
Which have long been a problem with Karzai et al.
Though Visa and Mastercard can handle it,
Look what it's doing to little PayPal.
Disgruntled generals, who do know the language,
Might welcome a chance to pretend to be spies,
And work at Langley as well-fed controllers
To boost its consumption of
Mrs. Smith's pies.