We used to watch Lou Dobbs until
he turned completely sour,
But who needs that haranguing
for the best part of an hour.
He's even worse than Mathews
and Keith Olberman combined.
Why would we start our evenings
being whined at and maligned?
We don't agree on immigrants,
or that Mathews has a clue,
Or that Keith and Bill-O never share
a common point of view.
But now we hear the question raised,
"What made Lou go bad?"
Who or what is making him
appear stark raving mad?
Was he messing with the housemaid
while his wife was out of town?
Were they hikng in the mountains
when Senora turned him down?
Did he find a new Latina
but have to settle for a hickey?
At his age Viagra dosage
often can be tricky.
Was his supply exhausted
so he had to do without?
Was four hours more than Lou would spend
eating his heart out?
His mother must have warned him.
Even Texans knew:
Too much self-indulgence
and madness can ensue.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/7/09
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