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Laura's Lullaby
Sung to the traditional Welsh lullaby
"All Through The Night"
Sleep, dear boy, while ratings tumble.
Give up the fight.
Flacks will tell you what to mumble
To get it right.
They will help disguise the numbers
While old Rummy blows up Hummers
And my Bushie Baby slumbers
With all his might.
Sleep, my Yankee Doodle Dandy,
Now it's their fight.
Flimflam Phony flacks are handy
To serve the right.
With their polls they'll soon determine,
And be publicly confirmin',
Even Ollie North is squirmin'
And real uptight.
Sleep while Fox flacks write your speeches,
All through the night.
Let your Miller/Woodward leeches
And your far right
Somehow warn those young Islamists
That the virgins they've been promised
Don't do busted-up alarmists
Who now can't quite.
Music & Original Lyric - traditional Welsh lullaby
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/5/05
To 'Media Flacks'
To 'Bushie Quitting Iraq'
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