"I'm a rather sad example
of a secretary general.
My shorthand's non-existent
and when I'm pinched I bawl,
But when you've got a mid-East war,
I'm at your beck and call,
For I'm a big fan of McChrystal
and his four star whores –
Man, do I love wars.
"Losing Bushie was traumatic,
but McChrystal says we'll cope.
If Obama gives us too much lip,
he'll get his mouth washed out with soap.
Who cares if Stan and I are sliding
down a slippery slope?
I'm a big fan of McChrystal
and his four star whores –
Man, do I love wars.
"When we gen'rals want promotions,
we look for wars we can promote,
And then coerce the Congress
for a patriotic vote
Before we try to run them
with a Tommy Franks remote.
I'm a big fan of McChrystal
and his four star whores –
I do so love wars.
"Civil wars such as Afghanistan's
are the real crème de la crème.
The tolls he pays the Taliban
are Stan's fav'rite stratagem.
He can secretly finance one side
while also fighting them.
That's what I like about McChrystal
and his four star whores –
Man, do I love wars."
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/30/09
To 'McChrystal's Mendacity'
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To 'Afghanistan'
To 'How the US Funds the Taliban'
To 'Should Obama Fire Gen. McChrystal?'
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