For years I've wondered why I find
in every Senate batch
The Senator I dislike most
is always Orrin Hatch.
There's no lack of competition.
Inhofe and Bunning come to mind,
And with almost every C-SPAN
a new 'blessing' for mankind.
But what I see in Orrin Hatch
that sets the creep apart
In that talented fraternity,
he's made creepiness an art.
He's a spurious do-gooder
who views hypocrisy
As the only way he knows of
to screw with democracy.
Do citizens of Utah see
his Jekyll, not his Hyde?
Or is "Slippery" so oily
he repels their fungicide?
And now he gets an op-ed piece
published by The Post,
With statements that he doesn't see
reduce his views to toast.
It fails to mention all the times
he's reconciliated,
Passing bills for which he's been
quite nicely compensated.
Is his head stuck in the sand?
Can't he recognize a lie?
Why's he still relying on
ghost writers in Dubai?
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo
Ghost writers in Dubai.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/3/10
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