Has your insurance underwriter
ever tried to stay in touch?
Has he asked you how you are
to see when you'll be going Dutch?
How happy is he that you've paid
but never had a claim?
Nor pre-existing ailment
on which he needs to lay the blame?
But when an illness indicates
your bills will be substantial,
His bonus hinges on it being
more than circumstantal.
He needs to claim you knew about it
long before he did.
In which case your policy
is one on which they'd never bid.
You're healthy? You're both happy.
You're sick? He cancels! You're not nearly so,
As you think of all the women
who'd have helped you blow that dough…
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/11/09
To Private Insurers
To 'DeMint offers a teachable moment'
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